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    This is A Ninja

    Post by Anthrax on 7/27/2009, 1:01 am

    Ninja facts:

    Common Skills and General Information:

    Ninja don't sweat.

    Bullets can't kill a ninja.

    Ninja invented skateboarding

    Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

    Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

    Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

    Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

    Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

    Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

    Ninja invented the internet.

    Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

    Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

    Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

    Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

    Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

    Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

    Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

    Lack any personality

    Wear headbands

    Fight skillfully with any object

    Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

    Live in your house secretly for days

    Can remove their shadow if needed

    Hurl shurikens

    Go anywhere they want instantly

    Catch bullets in their teeth

    Kill themselves if they make a noise

    Can run 100 miles on their hands

    Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

    Have cool words like Seppuku

    Are masters of disguise

    Can hover for hours

    Flip out and kill everything

    Are completely self-sufficient.

    Split planks vertically with their nose

    Can hide in incense smoke

    Kill people.

    Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

    Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

    A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

    Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

    If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

    Ninjas can do and can do better( there's no can't do):

    - Ninjas can divide by zero

    - ninjas don't walk, the ground moves for them

    - when ninjas do push-ups, they don't push themselves up, they push the world down

    - when it rains ninjas don't wet, ninjas wet the rain

    - what ever ninjas touch turns to gold

    - Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.

    - Ninja tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry

    - Ninjas donate a lot of blood to the red cross, just not their own..

    - Ninjas make onions cry

    - Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club

    - Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.

    - Bullets dodge ninjas

    - Ninjas iron their shirts while wearing them

    - Ninjas can predict the songs on their iPod shuffle

    - Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time

    - Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines

    - Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls

    - Ninjas created the wheel. Twice.

    - A ninja once received a Hollywood star, he made the hand print when the cement was dry.

    - Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.

    - Ninjas can turn Street Fighter into Professional Fighters

    - Ninjas stop ageing at the age of 25

    - In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.

    - Ninjas can speak in wingdings.

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by karazu on 7/27/2009, 1:10 am

    OMG what is this for? takes u time to type it huh?

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by Anthrax on 7/27/2009, 1:11 am

    I copied it from one of the books..
    In my brother's cabinet Very Happy

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by Nefas on 7/27/2009, 1:25 am

    Damm they're good.. lol !

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by Anthrax on 7/27/2009, 1:26 am

    LOL They're bad they might kill you. or me

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by Nefas on 7/27/2009, 1:41 am

    Ill try not to make a sound lol!

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by karazu on 7/27/2009, 1:50 am

    I can kill ninja!
    I am the only one that can kill Ninja

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by Outerlimitro on 7/28/2009, 12:11 am

    The best way to kill ninja is turn off your TV.


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    Post by Guest on 7/28/2009, 12:24 am

    Outerlimitro wrote:The best way to kill ninja is turn off your TV.
    ya right xD lol!

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by karazu on 7/28/2009, 9:09 pm

    Turn off and break the screen of your TV.

    That what we call in DOTA a DOUBLE KILL STREAK!

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by eug xD on 8/14/2009, 9:22 pm

    pointlessness

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by karazu on 8/15/2009, 12:48 am

    yeah!

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by trustnoone on 8/22/2009, 6:39 am

    WHAT UP WITH NINJAS?

    What up with ninjas?

    For true.

    What crawled up their butts

    And died?

    They momma told 'em

    They cute...

    But she lied.

    Is that why they wear

    Masks?

    To cover up they

    Ugly,

    Fugly

    Faces?

    Is that why they dig

    Killing with

    Ninjutsu?

    Since they’re so ugly,

    They gotta

    Be angry,

    Too?

    What up with ninjas? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by Hate on 9/5/2009, 6:23 am

    lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
    Nice XD

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by XtiaN on 9/19/2009, 12:34 pm

    lol! scratch nice afro

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by trustnoone on 8/8/2010, 4:19 am

    which one is nice? anigg anigg here's another one about ninja aniho

    Little Ninja

    Brave little ninja

    Always staying true

    Keeping to your code

    No one sees you

    Die in a far away land

    Not a soul knows

    They don't know that someone is waiting

    Waiting for their ninja baby to come home

    Brave little ninja

    Far away from home

    Died in the mountain tops all alone

    For a cause they do not know

    They were just following orders

    Never will see their mother or father again

    Cause they died in no man's land

    Brave little ninja

    Poor little ninja

    You died for nothing

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by Outerlimitro on 8/14/2010, 8:55 pm

    the real ninja is YOU @trustnone roger that!


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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by XtiaN on 8/15/2010, 3:25 am

    Rawr~!

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by Kidz on 8/15/2010, 3:56 am

    the most nice ninja is my ninja char... anigg

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by trustnoone on 8/15/2010, 6:03 am

    AW! @Outer hahaha... tnx for the compliment... i miss you Very Happy ....... keep up the good work cheers

    @Kidz lol! nice for having you at spammer section... keep it up Sleep


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    Post by Kidz on 8/15/2010, 7:19 am

    be4 this im already a forum spammer with dang....
    but we only spam about "talking shit".....

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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by trustnoone on 8/15/2010, 7:53 am

    o.o lol!


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    Re: This is A Ninja

    Post by Outerlimitro on 8/18/2010, 12:51 am

    roger that! @ trsusrt


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